Thanks For The Parachute with Holes In It

There were many times that I should have listened to an Otis Redding song instead of following my advice from friends. I mean some people are easier at declining advice from. For example, I would never ask for relationship advice from a stripper, someone who just left an orgy, a polygamist, addicted gambler, a swinger (not the ones who swing dance the ones who trade partners like baseball cards) convicted rapist or someone who has been through as many divorces as Elizabeth Taylor. Some people are backed with accredited degrees but have only spent their lives listening to people with problems without going through it themselves, sorry but there is a huge difference between base jumping and talking about base jumping. Then there is the friends group, you have this circle of friends, you grew up with, you went to school with etc. to confide in, the only problem is you're afraid of what they may say or how they may feel about you after you've said it, so that pretty much leaves you with talking to strangers via the internet using some quirky pseudonym as a screen name. But while I fall.............THANKS FOR THE PARACHUTE WITH HOLES IN IT!